Ms. Montagne is an adult-film actress who invested so heavily in the silicon industry that she looks to be in danger of tipping over. No doubt she is a lovely person with a charming personality. I’m sure she’s eminently climbable, as her name would suggest.
But, sadly, this post has nothing to do with her.
I just thought it would be funny for creeps with their pants around their ankles to be directed here – to my collection of photos from National Park in New Zealand. These mountains aren’t pouty or perky, but if you ask me, they’re at the heart of one of the prettiest little places in the world . . .